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Yeah, I've seen that - besically it boils down to

Grunt, 20lb pack, 10 miles into march says "this is ######"

Ranger, 40lb pack, 20 miles into march says "this is good ######"

SF, 70lb pack, 50 miles into march says "I love this ######"

Officer sits in office and says "My cable's out? WHat is this ######?!"

My fav's the joke about the Hercules pilot :)

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@Swordfish

You know what the difference between a Marine pilot and and Air Force Pilot is?

Skill.

Even a Marine doesn't need a 15,000ft runway to land an Aircraft on.

@Soup

You mean the magazines with all the pretty pictures so you mutts can understand it?

Stout Hearts

Warhawk

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@recon

Before you post remember Marines cant type or spell. Its only taken you an hour and half to type one reply.

You need to hit one key at a time not pound on all of them at once.

Recon's typing

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Soup before you try to question anyone's abilities let me remind you that you are in the army. What does that mean? Not technical enough to be in the air force, not sea worthy enough to be in the navy, and not man enough to be a Marine. I'll put my test scores (ASVAB/DLAB) up against yours anyday grunt. Then I'll out-PT you, out-shoot you, and out-maneuver you.

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@Cpl

Just don't go getting to big for your britches there now step child! Just because I am putting a groundpounder in his place doesn't mean I haven't taken the rets off of you marines! Your being tracked!!!!!!!!! :devil:

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Warhawk

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Bradleys huh? Hear that noise overhead? Thats a harrier squadron locked onto your bradleys with a Hornet overwatch. What planes are you going to counter with...wait, what's that? The army doesn't have any planes? Sucks to be you...

Bradley Driver: Negative Sir! That stream is too deep. We'll get wet :(

LAV-25 Driver: Negative Sir! That stream is too shallow, do we have anything deeper? :devil:

CH-53 Pilot to Bradley TC: Negative, your too heavy, you remind me of my fat ex's! Call the AirForce at the Golf Course

CH-53 Pilot to LAV TC: Where and When? :o=:o=

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Same gun though.

M242 Bushmaster 25mm

Bradley got better optics.

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true with the armor....but first u gotta hit it.

better optic and gunner school?

We dont need no stinking optic and gunner school! (forgot what movie)

We got something called Kentucky Windage...if it works for Carlos Hathcock, the boyz could used it too...just bigger gun

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