soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Wish I had a copy of the comic we have at the company. It has a grunt in the rain, then a ranger in the rain, then sf, then helo pilot, then airforce in office complaining about cable being out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryphon Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Yeah, I've seen that - besically it boils down to Grunt, 20lb pack, 10 miles into march says "this is ######" Ranger, 40lb pack, 20 miles into march says "this is good ######" SF, 70lb pack, 50 miles into march says "I love this ######" Officer sits in office and says "My cable's out? WHat is this ######?!" My fav's the joke about the Hercules pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 @Swordfish You know what the difference between a Marine pilot and and Air Force Pilot is? Skill. Even a Marine doesn't need a 15,000ft runway to land an Aircraft on. @Soup You mean the magazines with all the pretty pictures so you mutts can understand it? Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 @WarHawk No I'm not talking about the guy porno on ships that they give you guys. @Swordfish If it wasnt for us Army guys going rumble rumble you wont have a airstrip to land on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 (edited) @recon Before you post remember Marines cant type or spell. Its only taken you an hour and half to type one reply. You need to hit one key at a time not pound on all of them at once. Recon's typing xczv.,/zxcv;lkzxaxcv,sadlk;sdafipouuwerqo[pisdav,/sda,./xc;l'sda>?<sa Edited September 26, 2003 by soup31314 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 27, 2003 Author Share Posted September 27, 2003 @WarHawk No I'm not talking about the guy porno on ships that they give you guys. @Soup No I am not talking about the gay pop up porn mags you green babies enjoy so much. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Now you getting the army and marines confused again. The marines are the ones your ###### not us army guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Soup before you try to question anyone's abilities let me remind you that you are in the army. What does that mean? Not technical enough to be in the air force, not sea worthy enough to be in the navy, and not man enough to be a Marine. I'll put my test scores (ASVAB/DLAB) up against yours anyday grunt. Then I'll out-PT you, out-shoot you, and out-maneuver you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 WOW Well that one I'll just let go. Hey ###### happens I joined the army and have fun doing it. Then I'll out-PT you, out-shoot you, and out-maneuver you. Hey if you need to prove what you do then I guess you are better!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Now, now - don't go away mad little trooper. It's all in good fun. Besides, it could be worse, you could be a civilian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 lmao yeah you are right just a little personal I thought but hey all in good fun, Took you long enough to come up with that one. What 2 days!!! And I just love marines tatics full frontal assualt. Some one will make it you hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Took you long enough to come up with that one Some of us have to work for a living. Now it's the weekend and you're in the crosshairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Well I should be safe then cuase every one knows that marines cant shot. And work what is that that oh yeah that is what I will be doing on tuesday leave will be over and I can play ghost again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Well I should be safe then cuase every one knows that marines cant shot Boy you are ate up with army myths. cuase what was that you were saying about spelling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 27, 2003 Author Share Posted September 27, 2003 @RS Looks like someone desperately needs a dictionary! @Soup You can't go around giving him ammo make him work for it at least. When you get that dictionary soup look up the word "owned"....... Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Woohooo, this is way better than last years Army/Navy football, Navy-Marine gang-banging Army butts, reminding them whats really Green and Mean....HHHOOOOORRRAAAAHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 27, 2003 Author Share Posted September 27, 2003 @Cpl Just don't go getting to big for your britches there now step child! Just because I am putting a groundpounder in his place doesn't mean I haven't taken the rets off of you marines! Your being tracked!!!!!!!!! Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Never said us grunts could spell!! But at least I can shot!! If I cant get you with the M203 I'll just have the Bradley take you and your LAV 25 out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 27, 2003 Author Share Posted September 27, 2003 Now children don't make me knock your heads together! LOL...... Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Bradleys huh? Hear that noise overhead? Thats a harrier squadron locked onto your bradleys with a Hornet overwatch. What planes are you going to counter with...wait, what's that? The army doesn't have any planes? Sucks to be you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Yeah yeah yeah The army had to let the air force have some thing!! They wanted there own branch so we let them hav the planes. We get the helos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt.Dan Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 LO frickin L! Three words Air Force Football Take that Green Bean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Bradleys huh? Hear that noise overhead? Thats a harrier squadron locked onto your bradleys with a Hornet overwatch. What planes are you going to counter with...wait, what's that? The army doesn't have any planes? Sucks to be you... Bradley Driver: Negative Sir! That stream is too deep. We'll get wet LAV-25 Driver: Negative Sir! That stream is too shallow, do we have anything deeper? CH-53 Pilot to Bradley TC: Negative, your too heavy, you remind me of my fat ex's! Call the AirForce at the Golf Course CH-53 Pilot to LAV TC: Where and When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 I like that one that is a good one!! But armor on a LAV-25 is about the same as wearing DCUs. Same gun though. M242 Bushmaster 25mm Bradley got better optics. Plus yall send all your guys to army Master Gunner school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Same gun though. M242 Bushmaster 25mm Bradley got better optics. . true with the armor....but first u gotta hit it. better optic and gunner school? We dont need no stinking optic and gunner school! (forgot what movie) We got something called Kentucky Windage...if it works for Carlos Hathcock, the boyz could used it too...just bigger gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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