Specter Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Real funny how it takes the Army and the Navy to gang up on a couple of Jarheads. When are ya gonna invite the rest of the Village People, eh WH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 if the army practiced marksmanship, you too could achieve firefight victories in less than 8 hours. (note: these figures are based on r-me company element vs. militia squad element - increased enemy size may increase victory time substantially) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 25, 2003 Author Share Posted September 25, 2003 @phantom Why don't you and RS get together sometime and have him write you a new script. You have beat that "village people" line harder than Jeff Foxworthy has "you might be a redneck". Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Damn again I must have been dreaming sitting onthe range the other day shooting at 300 meter targets. But marines shot at one target. Army shots at target from 50 to 300 meters. anything over 150 is useless anyway. Found that one out in combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Navy semen, ops sorry Seamen, do tons of crunches and sit-ups? Why? To see if their Behind-men is still intact...... Definition: Hymen: part of female anatomy that breaks when they loose virginity Behind-men: part of a semen, ops Seaman that breaks when their ships cross the Equator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 25, 2003 Author Share Posted September 25, 2003 Oh I see Phantom isn't the only one with a lack of material problem.......But then again what should I expect from Marines. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 But marines shot at one target. Army shots at target from 50 to 300 meters. anything over 150 is useless anyway. Found that one out in combat. Your knowledge of Marine training is enlightening - as to the fact you know not of what you speak. Typical army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 25, 2003 Author Share Posted September 25, 2003 But marines shot at one target. Army shots at target from 50 to 300 meters. anything over 150 is useless anyway. Found that one out in combat. Your knowledge of Marine training is enlightening - as to the fact you know not of what you speak. Typical army @RS But when one considers your accuracy one has to draw the conclusion that, at least with you, he is right. From what I have seen of your "skills" the safest place is in front of you. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Lol - Surely you aren't one of these misguided guys that thinks you can equate video game infantry skills to real life - or are you (do you strap on surplus store - bought bdu's when you start up GR)? I know that playing missile command on your atari is a lot like real life for a sailor, but we are talking ass in the grass here, not the SS Minnow and her stand-off arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 25, 2003 Author Share Posted September 25, 2003 @RS I know that playing missile command on your atari is a lot like real life for a sailor, but we are talking ass in the grass here, not the SS Minnow and her stand-off arsenal. Ok lets just think about this for a minute shall we? Is it better to "stand off" in the middle of an Ocean shooting cruise missles at them, since you bring the missle option up, or go blazing in face to face with every crazy nutball with, a cause and a car bomb strapped to their (just to obey the forum rules on swearing here) backside and hope that I can shoot them far enough away from me that I don't die in the process. This actually brings us full circle....Jarhead/Dogface What's the difference. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Is it better to "stand off" in the middle of an Ocean shooting cruise missles at them, since you bring the missle option up, or go blazing ... Blah, blah, blah. If all you had to do is level a place then missiles might be champ, but the men have to get down and dirty to take salvageable real estate and hold it. Swabbies sitting 5 miles out in the deep blue bravely risking carpal tunnel syndrome and rubbing each other down with oil ain't gonna get the job done. Jarhead/Dogface What's the difference Ask any of the United State's enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 @RS This is what you are doing: blah blah blah yack yack yack blah blah blah This is what I want you to do: Any questions? Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 RS writesBlah, blah, blah. Warhawk writes in reply: This is what you are doing: blah blah blah So all you can do is resort to copying my line from the post right above yours? Navy resourcefulness in all its glory(?) Weak, very weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 OH my goodness... A guy that gradjeated last year is now a full fledged Jarhead and will return tomorrow. *sigh* What's a fella to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 @RS I never suspected you for a BHL but since all they do is take snippets of people's comments and use that against their intended targets then I guess we know what side of the fence you are on. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 You can blow it up You bomb it for days You launch a million missles BUT You got to put a grunt on the ground to own it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warhawk Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 @soup Which is the only reason why we keep mutts around to begin with. By the time you guys get there the real pitbulls are done with the hard work. By that yes I do mean the Marines too. After all someone has to follow on the Naval Assualt. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Hell thought that was that airforce that did the blowing up and the navy just did the blowing!!! But I may be wrong about the airforce blowing stuff up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt.Dan Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 (Raises hand) Look at me! Look at me! Im in the Airforce, and i carry a gun too! Yay! (meekly puts hand down) Guys, why are you looking at me like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 You jumped in the middle now. They let the Air Force carry weapons. (gun is between your legs) Thought you guys would hurt your self with them. Scariest thing a Air Force LT with a 9mm. "hey how this thing work" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt.Dan Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Hey, don't let me catch you anywhere within and including a mile of my designated LZ. As as the arty guys say, "Don't run, you'll just die tired." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup31314 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 That is what a sniper says but hey you in the Chair Force I mean Air Force. And why would I be any where near a LZ. I'm mech infantry we dont drop out air planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt.Dan Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Army - Ugg, me army man. Me drive big rumble rumble. Big gun go big boom boom! Navy - Ummm.... we'er busy right now.... ummm... Send in the marines! Marines - Yea! Hooah, Yea!, SEMPER FI! Hooah, Yea! Yea! SEMPER FI! Hooah! Yea! SEMPER FI! Air Force - Dangit! My e-mail's down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantar45 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Army - Ugg, me army man. Me drive big rumble rumble. Big gun go big boom boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 this keeps getting better and better, *runs back out of the cross fire* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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