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Yup hes known as comical ali in most of the tabloid brit newspapers. They found his son working in an Ireland hospital. Now dubbed "Surgical Ali". Still waiting for my "we are in control" t-shirt....

The one about insects? Yeah, I'm stuck there as well...

Nothing by the Clash or the Jam in there ... You might like to throw in an uplifting Stone Roses tune, but then its all about personal taste. "Rock the Casbar" or "Down in the Tube station at Midnight" would sound good while getting a 99.

How far did you get, or didn't get? If you're stuck on the first page type "a word" Damn I'm clever. Now whats next...

Its back online. Hurrah. "No American Infidels in Baghdad. NEVER!"

Thank you so much for that. It has been annoying me since I installed my 5.1 about a month ago. I was just about to post something on the same lines myself. (New PC is a 11 days away. Iraqi information minister t-shirt delivery date UNKNOWN)

The following was live on Sky News the other day according to a national news paper today. One of their reporters was wandering around the newly liberated Baghdad. He headed across one of the squares and turning to his camera said "look a banner lets go see what it says". Off they trot and as they got close you could see the banner saying "£$"% off American w!"£$%s". The reporter turns and says "Thats the beauty of democracy. You can say what you like!"

I don't watch many films, last time I went to the cinema was about 2 years ago. Never seen a star wars film all the way through, or harry potter and whats all this lark about lord of the rings? Anyway, in no particular order: Escape to Victory Great Escape (Great theme tune) Sparticus (Its got a war in it, goes on a bit.) Saving Private Ryan Where Eagles Dare (? I think thats the one with an assination attempt on Churchill, I know it had eagles in the title) They might not be the best war films, only the ones I remember watching.

You knew it was comin' ######

Site broke at the moment, but I did get sent this: Makes Clare Short seem trustworthy. Still trying to order my t-shirt from football365.com but there shop has crashed due to demand.

Moving out?

So only small homosexuals Scotsman can say that?

Head over to http://www.football365.com. They also have a Ragi Omar t-shirt! (BBC newscaster, sent to Baghdad. Heres a job for you Ragi, the Americans are going to unleash the biggest arial bombardment since Dresden, and guess what mate, we're going to let you be underneath!)

Circus (Unleash the clowns)

Now I'm lmfao. You chaps are too much.

Yup, spawn killing is a pain the neck. Servers that don't run a policy on it, or the admin is absent it can get difficult. On some maps the spawns are so close you don't have a lot of choice (Docks). However, I've found that games with out spawns are often more fun anyway.

Bloody guerillas, but it does pose a question who the hell would sell a gun to a large monkey?

Perhaps this could be part of the reason for friendly fire during the war? British challenger would look different to an Iraqi tank (whatever they use?) I know the difference between an M-16 an a SA80 and I've only seen about 2 pictures of each. Woooh mark, thats pretty high.

The guerillas do not need anywhere much to hide, and those really dedicated will do whatever is needed. Look at Ireland, where there is little sympathy for the IRA or the Real IRA but they continued for nearly 100 years to disrupt daily life for many Brits. Okay, it wasn't on huge scale, but something to be careful of.

Anyone wanna argue with Rocky? Thought not.... In WW2 the Gurkhas identified enemys by their bootlaces. Not by sight, but by crawling up behind a sentry and feeling them. If they weren't tied in correct Brit military fashion they were killed. Now that takes some skill. Not particularly on topic, but thought it might be quite interesting. But then again I've spent the day writing a web site users guide (13 pages, 3 and a half thousand words 5 diagrams and still going, so Kilroy looks like a viable alternative at the moment.)

I wish my dads digger did that. Oh hang on, its not coming from the digger.

Bloody funny. I wish I had skills (and time) to create something like that.

All the police have left, or are looting. The troops in Basra were looking for a way to control this, and action on this matter was to be taken today. What the hell do you do in that situation. They aren't there to police them.

Blackadder was great. It follows Edmund Blackadder through history, from Queen Elizabeth to the Great War (which has one of the best last episodes I've ever seen). Don't forget Bladrick the long suffering servant. No-one can make turnips more funny than Tony Robinson (who incidently now presents a History show called time team. Isn't strange how some comedians just jump off the bandwagon. Look at Bill Odie, now a birdwatcher. Or Michael Palin (Monty Python fame) walking in sand. Robert Llweylln of Red Dwarf fame, now jumping around on Scrapheap Challenge. It was the Thin Blue Line. It was a

I haven't got a photo to post you of mine. She's only in my head. And just like real girlfriends I can't get her to ######.