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  1. LOL, JJUK nice one mate, I think in the main we wouldnt mind paying such high taxes if we actually saw a return for our investment, you know like a really good NHS with no waiting times, a really good police force that actually prevented crime rather than playing catch up and clean up.

    And yes, the Russians sent a sub under the ice and staked a claim on any oil found there

    http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental...gs/shapley/4727

  2. We've always been screwed over on fuel duty in the Uk mate, highest in the world I read somewhere last week, this time last year it was around 8 dollars a gallon or £0.9 litre, but around 75% of that is tax, plus the price of gas and electric has shot through the roof, rising more than 40% over the last 5 years and we're being told they could go up by as much again over the next year, all down to the price of oil apparently.

  3. Everything is crackable given time, the longer password you have the slower it is to bruteforce crack it, there was a program on some channel about it, and to make your passwords as safe as possible make them longer, random letters, numbers, upper/lower case combos make it longer to crack but make no mistake about it, given time they can all be cracked.

  4. I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN.....

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her

    birthday.

    "I'd love to be eight again" she replied

    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made

    her a nice big

    bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local

    theme park.

    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:

    * The Death Slide

    * The Wall of Fear

    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.

    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside

    down.

    Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her

    loving husband

    ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a

    refreshing chocolate

    milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars

    epic a

    hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her

    favourite lolly

    and M& M's.

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and

    collapsed onto the bed

    exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a

    big smile and

    lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being

    eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly

    changed.

    "I meant my dress size, you ###### ######"

    The moral of this story: Even when a man is

    Listening, he's still

    going to get it wrong.

  5. Thats something i've always done, if I get a rubbish service from anywhere, food, shopping, isp's i'll always dig the knife in where it hurts them and tell my friends how bad they are so they dont get any more cash from anyone I know.

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