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HardRock

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  1. Looks good , will have to play first but from the pic
  2. Very Nice and when can I get it?
  3. Not Good Is there any other program out there????
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    The Englishman

    Not a problem. Go for it
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    The Englishman

    An Englishman, a Dutchman, and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do). The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Englishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. . . . And your second wish? What is it to be," the Sheikh asked? "Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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    The Lion

    A lion in the zoo was relaxing in the sun, licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?" "No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him." "Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor. "So why is it lying there licking its butt?" "The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
  7. It is the only Plane that Has that 30mm in the front !! In my book it is the War Hog of the AirForce! No ONE will take it head ON!!!
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    German

    A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve. A few weeks ago, he was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies. At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans only learned English. He then asked. "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you have to speak French?" Without even hesitating, the American admiral replied. "Maybe it is because we arranged it so that you did not have to learn to speak German." The group became silent.
  9. WOW Can we send it over to our troops????
  10. The news NVIDIA drivers have a problem . Try older ones.
  11. Thanks for the info. Anyway for people that don't have a web page?
  12. OK I am NEW !1 But can anyone tell me how to get a picture in this area?? (Here where I am writting?)
  13. They just went to far Time to bring out the mother of all bombs.
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