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  1. poor blonds! :devil:

    three blonds are out hunting in the woods when they get lost

    "not to worry" says one blonde "I brought my survival guide! I'll read the chapter on when your lost"

    "GREAT!" say the other two

    first blonde reading from the book says "ok it says here we should shoot three shots in the air every ten min. until help arrives"

    "OK" say the first two.

    well after FIVE hours of shooting three shots evey ten min. no one has arrived to save them and the blond shooting looks at the other two and says "I hope someone comes soon we're running oput of arrows!"

  2. I thought "Gameplay & Physics realism" should be their main focus.

    Mod support should be WAY up on there "to do" list.

    Look at how well Ghost Recon is doing do you think Ghost Recon would be this popualr if there were no mods?? I don't.

  3. that is perfect....very funny Phantom!

    its all great but I love this

    "you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry"

    finished with you - :lol:

  4. Bloody hell, just sell the skates, don't put a picture of your ###### up there. Theres a salesman for you.

    that's exactly what i was thinking!!! :lol:

    ROFL

    My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make

    you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted

    it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

    =======================================================

    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the

    happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."

    =======================================================

    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of

    the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I

    mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she

    replied.

    =======================================================

    He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

    She said, "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit

    on the sofa and fart."

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    EVERY WOMAN'S PRAYER

    Dear Lord:

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man,

    Love to forgive him,

    Patience for his moods,

    because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

    I'll beat him to death.

    Amen.

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------

    what have you got against men... ;)

    Just kidding of corse I didn't want to be the only one to get one of those.

    Those are Funny Phantom.....thanks for the laugh and the support on the other post.... :lol:

  5. *Sigh* what do you have agianst women?

    You really want me to answer this question in the Humor Forum?

    Ok, I will

    Nothing against women I love em to death, my mom is a woman and so is my wife.

    No really they are!

    … just thought it might bring a smile to someone sorry it didn’t work on you.

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