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    Anyone Getting Married...??

    in Humor

    Posted · Edited by potshot

    A young couple were getting married. Getting married was a big deal enveloped by tradition within the families, and tradition-wise, it was such that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened... but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom, pulling his hair in frustration, ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

    In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

    "Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs."

    "That must have hurt," said the judge.

    "No kidding," said the best man. "Son of a gun broke three of my fingers."

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Moderator edit for content. Please do not respell things to bypass the swear filter.

    :unsure: my mistake......was cut and pasted from another file

    Tattoo justice?

    in Humor

    Posted

    Good Good.....happened to a guy in Scotland not long ago. Understandably the dude kicked up ###### about. Saved up for ages for the tattoo. Article ended with "hes now savin up for laser treatment" :lol:

    Pot :shifty:

    More bizarre mail

    in Site Feedback

    Posted

    Dont let the governemnt hear about it. We'll all get busted for conspiring with terrorists or tryin to sell weapons to unsavoury buyers (only the government can do this). :o=

    Btw I aint bein political here...jus makin a gag so dont start a fight. :P

    Did the guy actually get back to you? :blink:

    Pot

    SNIPER

    in GR (PC) - General Discussion

    Posted

    Thread prolly brought on by a film. Everyone when they start playin a new games wants to try out sniper. Films always portray sniper characters as bein kool. I think its to do with the 'One Shot, One Kill' ethos. The image of being stealthy, silent, 'mysterious' and 'assasin-like' perhaps draws alot of people to the role.

    'Jackson' from Saving Private Ryan or Shifty from BoB (not a sniper but a 1st grade shot) spring to mind.

    Readin over this I think Ive gone off on a tangent about snipers being kool but hey, they're kool..... :snipe:

    Pot

    The Matrix Revolutions

    in "Off Topic" Posts

    Posted · Edited by potshot

    Matrix Rev looks like being a winner

    OMG how bad was that film...!!!!!

    You think Matrix Reloaded was bad, surely they wont ###### up the 3rd one but there you go....

    Challenge any1 to name the film they totally ripped off. Any1 who names it...gets a pat on the back from the cinematic angels (the people that shud guard against such bad films being made).

    Feel cheapend after watchin that abomination :x :'( :no:

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