Snake

ok heres another piece of junk joke There was a man who was attempting to rob a bank and knew lots of tricks for robbery in any situation so he knew he could do it easily. He picks up his mask and hides his 9mm under his coat and puts the mask in a pocket. As he gets sight of the bank it looks ordinary from the outside and he never read the sign when he went in the sign said. "The national Gay Bank Of America". He went in and saw a bunch of disco lights and men in speedos and he went up to the clerk who was a big man and he asked "What bank is this?" The big guy replied "This is the Gay

very cute avey with the little quote when the REAl AVATAR is there for a while "I cant Spell" (mumbles to self that he wishes he could remove the "I cant Spell" crap out of the Ava )

GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!!!!

heres what i do if i want to make army men realistic 1. get some green and tan soldiers 2.get what u want to use to kill plastic soldiers 3.if u got lighter make some kills with the lighter to both sides 4.got a fire cracker? split them apart and light them induvidially and toss them at em 5. make sure the green side wins well u can use bottle rockets too and thunderbombs and cracker balls and smoke bombs. Also rifiles and BB guns pure fun i rember launching my little brothers red plastic fireen into the air with bottle rockets and watch them go boom

well i got another thing to reveal i just threw u people in a loophole for fun i did make this story bad becasue i thought it be a cakewalk. Next war story contest i want to be in it to get vengeance on SN @SN im still standing on that comment on what u said that was taken out by the admins and staff

i dont got split personallity just a severe temper problem the slighest hint of a insult and ill be like a loose cannon well i am a loose cannon who agrees with that

thank you avey

Silent Night if i find that was a insult u will regret it and ill see to it personally MY WAY!

go ahead and try Pyro ill have my actual story for this 2 u in a bit i gotta dig thru all of my note pad crap of all the stories i did and i think i forgot the name

are you ok?

can someone make me a Avatar out of this

well i got quite a bit of favorite FPS Ghost Recon Mech Warrior 4 Heavy Gear 2 Heavy Gear Doom2 [although these kind of games suck] Armored Core Silent Line Duke Nukem [love this series baby yeah!] thats what i like so far ill put a updated list soon

A war story is in the making and it will be good so dont worry

if u want to see MY story for this contest just say me also THIS SI THE ONLY STORY OTHER THAN MINE I WILL PUT UP!! and SN im not lying he read this post of urs and he wrote it and he asked me to put it up so i said YES!!!! well im off to put up more stories in deadly war stories

I love this game alot! i mean who cant resist leading little plastic men to kill other plastic men while saving ur rear from rear attack from the enemy this isa great game to me comments on those who played it please post them

didnt give it a shot yet im trying to set it up on my setup disc

1/10 see it been bored by it on first sight would never have a sig like this

so i have addmitted the truth on this stroy and this sint the same truth for my other one UPDATE SOON IN DEADLY WAR STORIES DONT MISS IT

and heseres another thing I didnt make this story It was my brother casue u didnt see the action snake would put. How HE did it was cause he goes as guest on here and he cant have an account on here casue of email policy so he reads my stories and he wrote one casue i told him about this and i decided to let him have a chane to get a story up on here SO THIS WASNT A SNAKE GRADE STROY I JUST SIGNED IT IN MY NAME THAT WAS IT DIDNT HAVE MY SEAL OF APPTROVAL so do not blame me if it sucks blame by brother also this was that twist that i was talking about that i added h

im not good on stealth ops on Omega Strain i mostly blow my stealth Yemen 1 for example i hold stealth for the first 2 objectives and i go for the video tape and get spotted in a restricted area and boom im screwed stealth compromised so then it becomes a shoot out and i die 3 times. ive died on Omega Strain 1065 times and killed 6665 enimies [ includes DPE orders] and i got all standard ratings and 1 special rating SAEDPEE or Special Agent or Agency Elite Discreet Peronsell Elimination Expert so i can do lock ons on to enemy heads but i rarely use it cause i have over

i got one When going outside for hide and go seek you try to evade the dog and try Lethal or Non Lethal force on the dog so you wont be spotted

i looked at the votes and i see silent night is in the lead knew i should of tried harder and should of throwen in that other twist NOTE wasnt trying that hard in the first place i prefer action and this stroy defies some of it Enjoy the voting people

i know i put a real twist in my story

i have rented Omega Strain again and now i got the M79! The M79 was the weapon of the gods In Syphon Filter 3 and i want to play SF 2 The M79 is awesome for DPE orders Discrete Personell Elimination I love it on tokyo 6 to 7 yakuza officers a leader of a gang and a huge guy with a minigun i used dual Makr 23 on the officers expect fro one with night vision and i had a flashlight in the dark i naied him with a grenade. 3 grenades fro the Big guy with the minigun and 2 for the gang leader This is a fun game still have to play online and they say u should sued bro