2nd Ranger

I was watching TV one time, and this huge fly got into the room through a gap that's between the glass panel above the door and the top of the doorframe. I shooed it out of the room the first few times, but it kept getting back in through the same gap (amazing, considering all flying insects have no understanding of glass - just watch a wasp or fly try to get out of a closed window). It landed on the wall. It was a big thing, not sure what it was, but it must have been some kind of vampire, because when I bashed it (and I bashed it good - with a huge A3 artist pad), it popped and left a

This spider hasn't moved in over 24 hours. Same position on the ceiling. Soon... Soon I will kill you...

Yeah, I know. I'm all for bashing it. They're in my house for warmth. If I banish them, they'll just mosey on back in. Kill them all!

There's a spider in the bathroom, it's been there for a few days now and has outstayed its welcome. What should I do? 1: Bash it, and bash it good. 2: Hoover it, real good. 3: Capture it, then release it into the wild (with a warning) 4: Break its legs, then release it into the wild.

I'm obsessed with everything Black Hawk Down and I noticed how well the movie posters would go in a sig. First I made one from the other main movie poster (the blurry one with the soldier running, the choppers in the background and "Leave no man behind" at the top). I wasn't pleased with that one, and then I decided to use the main image because I like the rust effect and I thought a sig would look nice with the only the muzzle of the M16 in view. The text below it is an excerpt from "Minstrel Boy", which plays during the end credits of the movie and was originally an old Celtic t

I knoooooow what you meant. Bloody press -- ruining everything. If the SAs are really supposed to adhere to that contract they sign, there should be an extra clause allowing justifiable homicide of Press.

Those Delta guys sure did, though. That bloke with the shades and the Ak-esque weapon strapped to his chest. "Hey, give us some space, guys, alright..?"

They had to have seen the camera, I just don't think they gave a God damn. Yeah, the bloke with the M4 dropped onto his back and the guy with the big MG got up and returned (a helluvalot of) fire.

3/5 I liked your previous one better.

Oh dear God, that thing is hideous. They must all be destroyeeeeeeeeeeed...

Ahahahahah, you nut. Anyway, I'm off to find a spider right now and give it a right good kicking. Who's coming?

For some reason, when watching the guy with the M4, I couldn't help thinking "I want that sound for GR.."

Yes... Good job. Kill them. Kill them all. I just bash them with something. In fact sometimes I leave the corpses there as a warning to their bretheren. I hate that disappearing act they do. I saw one on this wall I have, it's a wooden wall with vertical grooves in it. I turned round to get some kind of bashing device, and when I turned round the ###### had sussed me and legged it. I stood staring at the wall for a while until eventually I noticed it had camouflaged itself in one of the grooves. I bashed it real good. Another time I bashed one on the floor with a paper. When I lifted

That footage at the fort was amazing. Especially when that guy with the MG got up and started blatting away. Great stuff.

From the sound of things, it's extremely practical. However, it does look like a kiddies' toy.

You're supposed to rate them. 2/5

3/5 So... uh... Can I post again?

Uhm, there could be some problems with this thread.. 5/5 "

Rate it out of what? 4/5

Hahahaha... Sounds about right...

The Simpsons predicted this years ago...

Hmm, RS is onto something there. Of course it would most probably be used for silliness... people drawing big pictures of genitalia when someone is drawing a map, etc.

This flower programme... Military theme?

Don't be silly, he will use his mind to deflect the bullet and kill a lesser mind-magician. Maybe even that hypnotist guy. McKenna.

That's part of why having ten magazines is ludicrous -- I personally never get through more than two mags, maybe three if I'm using the M4. (Does not include use of the SA25 or similar)