[English Is A Funny Language]

Because i was bored i looked up some oxymorons (didn't take too long actually):

Act naturally - Extra money - Rap music

Advanced BASIC - Found missing - Religious tolerance

Airline food - Freezer burn - Resident alien

Almost exactly - Genuine imitation - Safe sex

Alone together - Good grief - Same difference

Black light - Government organization - Sanitary landfill

British fashion - Jumbo Shrimp - Sense of Congress

Business ethics - Legally drunk - Silent scream

Butt head - Living dead - Small crowd

California culture - Marijuana initiative - Soft rock

Childproof - Microsoft Works - Software Documentation

Christian Scientists - Military intelligence - Sweet sorrow

Civil War - More perfect - Synthetic natural gas

Clearly misunderstood - New classic - Taped live

Computer jock - "Now, then ..." - Temporary tax increase

Computer security - Passive aggression - Terribly pleased

Definite maybe - Peace force - Tight slacks

Democratic Leadership - Plastic glasses - Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream - Political science - Working vacation

Exact estimate - Pretty ugly

there are some more but i don't want to llok them up. Lol microsoft works, such an oxymoron

[Help with server]

that post was pointless and annoying.

[FILE SHARING]

for some reason direct connect doesn't work, I go into a hub and am sharing enough but when i try to search nothing comes up!! I don't have any thing else filtered and i search for the letter E and i still get nothing You guys have any idea what i'm doing wrong?

[GR2]

I would never get close enough to an enemy to do that, they always see/hear me b4 i could knife them, i go for far away shots with my assault rifles or machine gun.

[Help with server]

I made a server so my friends and i could play co-op together. We had fun doing that so we DL some maps, one was called utahbeach and the other was tower. When i played utahbeach online (not my server) it crashed and i had to delete the mod. I made a server and had the map tower, and i played it with a friend. When i tried to make a server again it crashed right as i clicked on create a server. I was wondering if there was anyway you guys could help me. I didn't install anything else other then those 2 maps (actually i think they were mods cause i had to load them in the options menu), not even the patches.

PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

EDIT: I don't have the cd, Moderator edited for content. As stated further down and shown with the rules, posts stating that fact are not allowed here.

[Buy one, get two free!]

I was playing a co-op mission on crazy with 2 of my friends and there was this huge wave of enemies coming. I was ahead and they were trying to catch up, so i just layed down and shot about 5 shot burst with my machine gun (forget which one) and i killed them all and the kill messages came up so fast, my friends typed "HOLY S**T." That was so awsome.

[DirectX 9.0]

installing it as i type

Lol doesn't like to reload

[DirectX 9.0]

Can I have a link to dl it, thanks for the quick replies.

[DirectX 9.0]

will it work with my geforce 3 ti 200 graphics card??