Ryan243

That's much more than I ever wanted to know about you.

You think you're big enough? But I don't wanna! W.T.F.!

Trust me on this, don't ask. :no: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW! :no: (It isn't USB by the way.)

You should know by now I'm only picking on you. It's what I do, I pick on everybody. You just provide a lot more opportunities than most people.

The what? Ah I see I am needed here! Its an APEQ-4 Laser Designater with IR source. For an M4 or M16 or some weapon you can mount it on the forward RIS, Rail Interface System. OK. Thanks. HERE'S TO C.R.A.P.!

I blame you for bringing him back. The what?

Why the hell am I siding with a Canuck? I don't know. I guess I just feel sorry for him. A lion in the London Zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, 'That's a docile old thing, isn't it?' 'No way,' said the keeper, 'it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged an Australian tourist into the cage and completely devoured him.' 'Hardly seems possible,' said the astonished visitor, 'but why is it lying there licking its butt?' 'The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.'

You really want to bungee jump, don't you? Every time New Zealand comes up you post a picture of some fellow lunatic. What happened? Can't read a map? Too stupid to take a map?

I don't think anything is considered "off topic" in this thread. And what's wrong with that? Let's see what I can remember that has been talked about in this thread: my trip my hat sports cars floods in New Zealand computer problems (usually Jeff or SilentNight) Jeff's trip to the Ukraine lots of picking on people I know that's not even close to everything in this thread. As Jeff always says: "It's like talking to your friends in a pub." Get a bunch of drunks together some time and see how well they stay "on topic." (Whatever "on topic" means. I certainly don't know.) @Gordo

Poor Skippy!

Since Nightmare's gone by now (and good riddance by the way ), we might as well hijack his thread. Where are you going in New Zealand? How long are you staying? So your profile says.

Hey! I resemble that remark! At least someone recognizes my intellect. I've got more than 3 months, but not a full 4.

This was all you needed to say.

I was asleep until 10:30 local time. I ate breakfast, then I watched Good Day Live. Then I didn't do much of anything for the next hour. I hate the weather in summer, but I love the time off. It was as of 12:00 Tuesday last week when I finished my physics final.

You think that's bad? In a few weeks I'll be travelling for about 24 hours (a whole day ) half-way round the planet! Where are you going? When I go to New Zealand, I'll have a 2 or 3 hour flight to LA and then a 12 hour flight to Auckland. Then 2 weeks later I'll have a 3 and half hour flight from Christchurch to Cairns, Queensland. @ Nightmare: Quit bitching about getting a free trip. If you don't want to go, I will.

I do wish I was in Australia. I need a damn vacation. But I'm insulted that you would compare me to Bob. At least you know it, too. Trouble maker. You're gonna give him a embolism. can one brain cell suffer an embolism I've already forgotten. that's even worse, he's spamming himself This is the funniest conversation ever in this thread. And I missed it all.

Happy birthday Slink!

I already said he would.

It's fine with me. Call yourself whatever you feel like.

Welcome Mike! I had thought the American flag background on my sig would be a dead giveaway that this isn't just for Aussies.

I figured you wouldn't.

Why the hell not? It all boils down to politics. I don't think Rocky would like a 150 year old political discussion to be rehashed here though. (Actually older than that, it goes back to the founding of America.) PM me if you're interested.

Fine. Same as always. You're not the first to "intrude." That distinction belongs to a Kiwi who made the second post in this thread. The second intruder was a South African (The_Slink). Paying Aussies to breed. Mark my words: We will all regret this.

Oh god! We have a Canuck now? This thread really is crap! Hi Mike. How are you?

Since when?