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In my mod you start out with an elite army but after major losses they spend most of the money. I was wondering if any of theses weapons have been made.
A beer bottle with a wick that is thrown like a grenade that when blows up is like a fire ball.
A soda can thrown like a grenade that is filed with explsives
and of course the clasic
A rock- Thrown like a grenade with little energy to kill someone
if not will someone with time please make me one. I will give you creidit.
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i would have to say use team and than when they are about rescue hide the paniced team and show a team of the exact actors in there place. It doesnt look all smooth but it works. Maybe jack could fill u in better.
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It would help with proper spelling and punctuation
me no good with english grammer and spelling lol ill try to fix it up
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A New York taxi driver sees a nun at the side of the street. He pulls over and picks her up. A conversation between them begins.
The nun sees that the taxi driver keeps looking back at her. She asks, “Is anything wrong.” The taxi driver replies. “No, no its just a small thing.” The nun said. “It is ok I am able to help God has gave me his word.”
The taxi driver says. “Well I have always wanted to kiss a nun.” The nun asks. “Well are you single.” The taxi driver replies. “Yes.” The nun asks. “Are you good Christian?” The taxi driver says. “Yes.” The nun replies. “Well, ok pull into the next alley.”
The nun and taxi driver kissed and went back onto the road. The taxi driver kept looking back at the nun. The nun asked. “Do u have another problem?” The taxi driver replies sadly. “Well, I’m married, I have two kids and I’m Jewish.” The nun replied. “Well I have a confusion too. My name is Mike and I just came from a costume party.”
that was bad wasnt it?
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You want to hear of some damn luck? well here, was playing RS, no respawns, I had OICW/GL, just started to fire nades straight off thwe bat, ended up getting all four at their spawn, I was banned and accused of cheating...............
LOL. If i could host and u do that I would be mad take off random teams and have u on my team. I know its not a cheat ive done it before. Also i can pick people off with a OIWC/Sa80 (little closer with SA80) from spawn zone to spawn zone about using night vision. +
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Sorry 4ME2CHEWON (or was it CME4WHOIAM), but we just have to kill you now!
:'(
Funny thing is there true. I wonder if i can find any more
also i have a whole army to protect me
U will never get to me.
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Q: What do smart blondes and UFOs have incommon
A: You are always hearign about them but no one has every seen one
Q: How do u make a blonde laugh at church
A: Tell her a joke on friday
Q: What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells
A: Gifted
Q: What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells
A: pregnant
these are some off the top of my head i have others but they cant be posted on the site
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Men are a mystery. The following are facts about men that could prove entertaining. Or perhaps not. First fact: Men sometimes contradict themselves.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich. The arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private, but in public they have to know.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship."
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types, depressing and more depressing. Men have two types, nerdy and not nerdy.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. (When four or more women get together, they talk about men.)
Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice, voluntarily.
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. Women need men emotionally and sexually, but they also need men to help us get dressed.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause, you gain weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause, you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Men forget everything. Women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
All men would still really like to own a train set.
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C'mon, it's only a computer game, these things happen...
HOW DARE U SAY THAT. YOU
. You should be put in front of the court for treason.lets see most of mine involve glitches in the maps where u can see through a soild object and see them.
umm i shot a guy from about 80 feet with a m82 barret 3 times in the neck and he didnt die I than shot him in the head and he did. I have been shot though walls and soild objects before to.
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no im not blonde no one in my family is blonde (well in my admedite family) cousains and stuff is a diffrent story.
hint:
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Why is it whenever you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal?
I think a blonde must have thought that one up
Dude what is up with that. Blondes arent really that bad its people like you that stariotype them that gives them a bad name and makes them feel bad. You should think before you offend someone. jk you are probaly right. I really want to know y though -
just start talking in spanish.
Doesnt matter if you dont know spanish mind you...
Pablo espanola??
hablo not pabloumm
Telemarketer: hello, sir would u be intrested in switch to are phone service.
You: I dont really know why i would need to since after i hang up im going to kill myself. I mean if you could talk me out of it than maybe i could have a use to switch. How well is your emergency consuling??
telemarketer: Umm
You: (interupting) Your just wasting my time (hang up)
Important do not do this in real life it was a joke i heard. Attepmting this will get you in trouble
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What's another word for "thesaurus"
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
is a match.
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Why is it that People are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What is the speed of dark?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
80% of all questions that begin with the word `why' can be answered with the simple sentence `people are stupid.'
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
When People ask "Can I ask you a question?" Did they really give really give you a choice there?
If the black box is the only thing that survives a plane crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black-box's material?
Why is it whenever someone tastes something bad they always want you to taste it?
Why is it whenever you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do people buy domestic brand tires, because they want to "buy American," and install them on their imported cars...
Only in America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft drinks, exceed the economies of many third-world nations...
Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin meaning many and tics. meaning blood sucking creatures...
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour
What happens if you put a slinkey on an escalator?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Something's wrong with my television set. I got C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman
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I want to have a begining cinema that has a guy driving a humvee and i want it to have it look like you are that guy and are driving the humvee. If i have the camera view at the driver or humvee it is blow the ground and doesnt follow the path. Is there away to change that with out using effects.
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I have an effect that i want to be teleport to a sertain person each time he moves. Is there away to do it or do i need seperate effects?
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Come one people we need ories dont be scared to share its not like you are going to be laughted at forever.
all multi player here
I was playing day castle some one said i need fire power. I saw tracers go so i stood up (dumb of me) switched to the OWIC grenade launcher and let off 6 at the direction i new they where in. I reloaded (still standing) went to shot again but i got shot. The injury pulled my body down and i fired like a split second later. It the round hit the ground at my feet blowing me up.
I was playing day castle again. I was at my last life and there were a bunch of enemies still left i was behind the house i killed 2 enemy soilders i saw a third at an enternce who went to the side so i couldnt see him i switch to my nade launcher aimed to try to place one at the enterence to see if i could luckly get him. I fired and boom i hit a branch sticking out and killed myself. When we went to the standings all the people who are in my clan laughted and said nice shot i said a few words that went like this
<beep><beep><censore>I<edit><cut> suck. I cant <bleep> do any <bleep> thing <bleep> right. <cut><edit><censore> Shut up <edit> <bleep> <edit>gg
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Just to do a little bragging I got 3 Silver Stars and 2 Bronze Stars and a Purple Heart with my sniper on the Ghost Recon campaign on Elite after 8 missions. Still working on the Medal of Honor. I had another campaign with New Cold War and had the Bronze Star Silve Star and Medal of Honor after the first three missions. Lets here about your best.
LOL braging u got the purple heart.
lets see
Quick mission elite firefight on all GR missions bring only one man in witch is a sniper i used sr25 sd and m9sd i beat them all with out having an enemy fire with me. (both with and with out threat indicator on)
Medal of honor sniping in GR campaign on elite with no threat indicator on. (i was real happy) the next mission i went to fire and missed
. I got killedall medals are easy to get just be sniper be on your team alone and start sniping it helps to have m9sd also.
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so is it just me or something............. i asked about this over a month ago.........and no one even entered the thread........so i replaced it with a frown........
it must be u viper i remember the custom "treestand" choppers never got a tread in them. (i was intrested in mthem to)umm also do u have more up to date parachutes maybe the rectangle ones that u can guide (i cant remember what they are called)
also jw wasnt it in WW2 that the paratropper came in place? In WW1 didnt they only still have the wodden planes and stuff?
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However there is one area where it doesn't work well at all, and that is, in and around buildings. AI can frequently "see" you though walls rendering the whole process useless. On the woodland maps it works great and if there some buildings I will often use a StopIf the players are near them. I would definitely avoid using it on city maps or maps like pow_camp, airbase, etc.
Cheers, Jack
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But you can't forget the ghillie. In DM it is my belief that the only way to go is with a sniper. All the rest are just walking around out in the open. Now I am not the best DM guy but in my short experience on certain maps mainly the originals that the sniper has an advantage on most woodland maps.
i 90% agree with matt on that. in some of my missions i have had a sniper in a ghillie prone with in the taller grass and even from 20 meters he can be hard to see at times. I havent gotten my shot down but i am pretty good at the art of camoflaging. (caves ham hill i think is my best)
on some woody maps (caves again some times the sniper even with the ghillie suit isnt the best if the spawns are close and instead of stealth you need fire power)
also why i dont think i have the best aim on multiplayer is that i run on 56k so i lag alot.
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J have found the seen/heard responses/triggers to be rather useless when it comes to i.e. scripting quality stealth missions. They are a bit to unpredictabe imo.. They tend to trigger even when its not very expected that they would.
thanks for the help
Chavez all u have to say is that AI is stupid when it comes to seen/heard responses. It would have been much shorter.
I have noticed that u cant really get a good stealth mission Im using them for a few guys to get back up in. No real stealth its on polling center your main goal is to 1. Rescue a guy 2. your team and the guy dont get turned into swiss cheese with the firefights
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@CME4WHOIAM
Not a modified map and not a modified gun. She used the stock sr25sd. The measurement was taken with binocs.
As far as believing it......That is up to you, but before you start doubting my crediability perhaps you should ask the likes of Sartillies, NYR32 or RSI Nightcrawler as to my crediability and =UE=Warbird's sniping ability.
Stout Hearts
=UE=Warhawk
i wasnt doubting it im just a beginer sniper. So i was intrested The tango must of had like no armour on and 1 for endurence i or she is just very good. I have trobles with a 200 meter shot with a non silencened sniper and i have trobles with 150 + meters with the sr25sd. -
You could always get the free trial version of either Photoshop or Paint Shop. Photoshop will let you do more, but Paint Shop is a smaller download.
I have psp 7 but i cant save alpha channels and u need alpha channels right?
I have one civilian almost done for you. His shirt still needs some work, though. (I messed up the edges when I changed his skin, but I can fix it.) He used to be an Eritrean refinery worker, but now, he's bleached his skin and is living in Cuba.
lol cool
It turns out I don't have nearly as many of these as I thought I did. (Some were Cubans that I had made black.) Do you have any use for someone dressed like a mechanic? That's what the other refinery workers look like when you change the color of their clothes.i could use refinery worker he can be black too all i would want add on his uniform would be a little flag from the USA, Canada, Gernamy, France (one of them not all) i could have him look like he was there to fix a mechine and he is from another contry (my dad does that)
And yes I would like credit for these. However you want to do it is fine with me, but I would like my name in there somewhere.i always give credit to people. Its wrong to take credit on somethign i didnt do.
How soon do you need these? If you don't need them right away I might be able to give you some more variety in the colors of the civilian's clothes, which would make you less likely to have twins. The problem with that is it takes a long time with Paint Shop.i wont need them for a while I just planed out the mission and only have like 12 tangos on it
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I'd still like to know what map it was.
me to and was it modified with no fog and what gun and was that gun modified.
i mean unless he just shot randomly and ended up hitting and how did u messuare the distance??
I messaure with my trusty binco and some times i need to messaure the distance from a tree or a rock run to it and take a messuare from there.
on some maps i have trobles seeing in the day and if use nightvision it will help some (on some maps with fog) but 300 meters i dont think so.
i mean the longest (recorded sniper shot by me was 158.8 m he was like just a shadow in my scope no detail. my longest record grenade launcher hit (or miss but killed someone with blast radius) was about 174 meters
Look back and laugh most embarrassing death
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I was playing siege last night. There was 30 seconds left. I was on my last life. The base was at the spawn zone closest to the allies (not at the bank) I was in the alley with a few team mates. They where peaking and shotting down. I went down to the little stairs in the middle did a (all chat) and typed AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I ran full auto down the stairs turned the cornor firing and stated running to the zone. I ran right into an enemy and went to fire (i was out of bullets) lets just say i got turned into swish cheese.
That was bad.
There has to be more from other people get your friends to post
PS: just because something works in the movies doesnt mean it will work in the game. (i found that out the hard way)