^-P-^Lazarus
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Try 'All Seeing Eye' (ASE), (you do not have to register/purchase to use it, but doing so gives you higher priority for server searching and buddy options) here you will find all sorts of servers from the likes of Alpha Squad's 100Mbit servers , Bad Azz Danes, Wolf Servers, Phoenix Divisions 100MBit (if we are around) and a number of user hosted servers from all over the world.. choose one with the best ping to suit you!
UBI tends to be a bit 'Laggy' to say the least.. and often full of young 'uns thinking they are playing 'unreal tournament'
You can get ASE HERE See ya later dude! -
Not seen that picture!! Then you need to get to the Channel 4 website and look around the property ladder project archive... On the Neath Project where it and others are available.. like those belowooooooooh! Those delicious baby bag-meals...
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arf! arf! arf! waaaaooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!oh please no.. not again....
I'm off to Asda's to buy some more grundies.. -
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(2nd Guy on left to 1st) " Buddy, You ask her if she swallows, I ain't! "..
(Guy on right..unaware) click.click.click ".. that's it!.. exude! baby exude!"
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..interesting lace bra, tight blue top combo..
I missed it too! But the guys in the restroom at work sure as hell didn't.. Apparently her top should have had a 'load-test certificate' attached to it because it was under so much stress 
I still get nocturnal emissions when I think back to that scene when she is in high heeled boots, bending over a sunken bath, legs either side, demonstrating how hard it was to put the plug in.. ... ohhhh!.. boots... plug.... "look how hard it is.."...
.. oh darn! I've done it again...
sorry Sarah..
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:'( B****rds...
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that has got to be the worst photo I have ever seen of her!!!! I can only think that they must have done a screen capture.. Honestly.. she ain't that bad!! maybe you should check out the program (if you are in the UK that is!)...here is a book cover with a better photo..
and the next person to say my bird is ugly is gonna get some serious "Glasgow Kiss"
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Ok! I admit it.. I really find Sarah Beeny of UK Channel 4's program "Property Ladder" an absolute babe!Even hearing her talk about the possibility of raising the level of a ceiling my heart skips a beat.. The firmness of her tone, her subtle delivery.. oh.. and did I mention her absolutely enourmous breasts?! Seeing her walk down the street towards a new property in her (often) figure hugging tops is enough to make me drop my dinner in my lap and my face to sting like blazes.. as the wife slaps me for drooling on the furniture
I'm off to the bank to get a huge loan so I can buy a property and then apply to channel 4 so I can get her to come round and check out my plumbing...
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We are done - plz lock this topic.. Thanks
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Our Recruiting Drive is Complete. We have all slots filled for our Co-op Tournaments... This Topic may now be closed. -
Phoenix will be there.... Gun in hand and Bottles of 'Ginger' in Pocket... (hic)
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we r 100% cheatfree, we never mentioned to be 100% alcohol free Thanks Mordred; my ever faithful deputy.. ( He's Belgian you know )
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Ahh ! But our posts are in English... You just have to say it as its spelt and add a smatter of a scots accent.. (which I don't have bay the weey becorse weer posh n that! )... and as for the pure slunderous remark about us being p***d as farts during mission 2 .... I'd only had a couple honesshtly (of my very own 'dream-makers' =>double Vodka, double absynth and top up with red bull & Ice...
).... I thought it was lag .. but maybe it was me.. anyway in order to calm himself I think GFerrari was having one of his venezuelan 'Herbal' cigarettes
he certainly had one afterwards.. all we could hear on TS was his drawing and puffing... 
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hehe.. I was hoping to illicit a response!!!
I think ya might like 'te visit the Glasgow Survival Guide where if you click on the TOYS link, it gives you the opportunity to play NEDAGOTCHI and an amusing challenge called the Survival Game where you have to avoid being chibbed by a ned.. The photo's of the boys and the associated text is pure brilyant bud - wi' a number a they ned's swallyin' their BUCKY like it's ded cool 'an that!
.. an' az fer haain uz ony day.. .. 'ay! Rite ya haverin' wee pufty.. 'al gi' a honna 'o ya a wee slap an nay brek a sweat afor a gets back tay ma betch o a senga an giys her a good seeyin ta - ken?! What am I gibbering on about!? It must have been that dodgy scotch pie I had fer my breakfast! -
Oy! Whit ya lookin it!? 'whit you dayin ya mad rocket?? Ya wanna chibb sam wee ned wi ya 5.56mm?! Aye rite! Cman get wiy uz ya fearty bazturt!!
weez gettin the pure poofty wee ned ba the bawz en diyen the wee dafty till he shoots for ez maw!! so chibb yer moose an git yer tay the pure brilyant clenn fer ghayst recon.. hoow!! (And if you don't understand the above then your obviously not from the area we are looking for..) -
Raven and Smokey are our latest European Members! We are currently forging ahead with AzzCup 2003... Come along and join us (if you dare)...
Find out how the rest of the Teams are doing at [bAD]'s AzzCup Site....
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I'm hoping that he means flocking as in birds.. yes, we did bunch a bit at the start.. and paid for it with an instant loss of 3 troopers.. otherwise it may be something to do with Darkstars Colourful Language.. which he resorts to when under pressure (which seems to be as soon as he gets into Teamspeak)..
An enjoyable mission though fella's.. Thanks - We'll be back: You'd better 'Flocking' believe it !!!
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A message posted in UBI Lobby the other day by a member of ST2 in answer to anothers question:[sT2_SpLaTTY] go to URL edited out by moderator i use all the cheats there all those in my clan uses them too..Edited by Poster: It would appear the above declaration was not made by the person in question but by a 'ghoster'. It's things like this that damage others reputations - which are hard enough to maintain in todays "cheat ridden" environment.
No doubt the ghoster has at some stage come up against someone who can actually play the game and got his A** kicked. Aplogies to Splatty for this persons evil intentions, he/she is obviously a Loser...
Moderator comment: we don't discuss online cheating which includes where to find cheats.
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" I'll still be waiting patiently.. no matter what format it comes out on first.
But to add my 'pennies worth' I think PC's can put some of the blame on themselves - with the ever changing hardware standards and compatibility problems and thus a software companies requirement to 'patch' everything up the ying-yang as time goes on, the Console Format is the more stable, as someone mentioned earlier they are just bung-it-in-and-play machines, no need for the latest DX9 certified drivers or WHQL AGP Cards - just a box for people to have fun on.
I have and always will be a PC fanatic, I have only ever played on other peoples Consoles having never owned one myself - I don't see the release of GR 2 to Console making me rush out and buy one either, let the 'consolers' be the Guinea Pigs for a change.. We'll get it at version 1.93 when all the snags have been ironed out!!
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Sorted !! Had the account deleted and created a new one..
NO problems now... Must have been a database error/corruption.. Thanks for listening..
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At least it got people talking again.. So people ..let's allow Mr.Love to come out of his cupboard for a while.. and share his warmth with this forum..
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This taken from a recently published UBI financial report..
..Strong potential for the future..
Batman 2, Raven Shield, Prince of Persia, Loose Cannon, BGE, Ghost Recon 2, Splinter Cell: Shadow Strike, Settlers V, Far Cry, Strike’R, Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, Charlie’s Angels, Myst online
The report can be downloaded here:
Is this really it then chaps??!!
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Still no luck I'm afraid. Sent 2 screenshots via Kamst with the hope that you may have an idea.. I can see the forum topics when I am not logged in, but as soon as I log in eveything disappears...
Never-the-less : We have posted our debrief in the alternative forum and enjoyed a fabulous first Mission. An excellently scripted map and professionally run...
Roll on Mission2 !Azzcup 2003 Rocks
WTF is this?
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The number given in the subject line looks similar to some of the 'tickets' I often get assigned by my ISP/Host at 'One & One Internet'.
The fact that they are not asking you to complete an attached form with any 'personal' details and they have, as shown, stated that the update can be done through your control panel or by sending them an email, would indicate that this is completely genuine; After all only you will know the details of how to log into your control panel and update the information requested.
The 'returned mail' is no doubt the new resident just putting 'return to sender' on your letters (did you leave a forwarding address?).