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  1. .:Nightmare:.' date='Oct 22 2004, 07:31 PM']

    The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

    But apparently she was allowed to use a broomstick.

    "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

    And it's still my favorite word, especially when preceded by the adjectives 'Japanese' or 'Korean'

    Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

    And always wore slippers to bed

    If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

    Most dead things do

    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

    Coincidentally they lie twice as often as well

    Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

    I heard that's something to do with their golf swing

    The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. :x

    This is why I never settle for average chocolates.

    The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep. :mellow:

    I prefer 8 a night.

    A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

    Incidentally so is John Kerry's coiffe

    It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

    It's also impossble to sneeze with your nostrils shut

    In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

    Ask any married man...

    The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

    And the longest in Yiddish is Schmeeeched as in 'screeched schmeeched'

    On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

    Who's yo' daddy?

    All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

    And it was still three hours long!

    No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

    Again however, in Yiddish....

    "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

    Although the Adult entertainment industry is fighting hard to introduce 'creamt'

    All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

    You forgot Poland...

    Almonds are members of the peach family.

    Indeed I attended the wedding

    Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

    I was conceived in a ladies room at studio 54

    Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

    Although 'Australia' is often mistaken for a one syllable word by its inhabitants: "Streuth mate, I'm from 'stray."

    The youngest pope was 11 years old.

    And still not a virgin

    The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

    And are probably still there, as the worlds youngest great, great grandparents

    A snail can sleep for 3 years.

    But usually wakes up with the smell of coffee and the sound of the morning news

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

    This year they plan to save another $40,000 by eliminating the other one

    China has more people who speak English than the United States.

    But trust me they don't do it well.

    The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

    France is trying hard to break this record

    And finally.....

    A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually transparent

    Bill Clinton wasn't kidding when he said "I'm the first black President..."

  2. As a language instructor I've always seen the difference. While I consider myself a little more eloquent, Crimson is Kinda right:

    Beautiful is classically beautiful, encompassing a kind of perfection or traditional portrait-type face that often winds up in beauty pageants or on the cover of women's magazines. Beautiful people are generally agreed by all to be beautiful. Julia Roberts and Richard Gere are examples of classically beautiful/handsome.

    Classical beauty doesn't boil the blood: while I recognize the beauty of Julia Roberts or Princess Diana, I never found them particularly attractive. I'm sure they never shed any tears over that, though.

    Hot is more like sexy - more in the eye of the beholder since preferences vary. Hot women (or men) may not be traditionally beautiful but have the combination of a cute/pretty/naughty or otherwise appealing face along with a fit body that (based on whatever criteria the beholder decides) makes them look like good breeding material in the animal sense. Also attitude plays a big part and finding someone 'cool' could lead to the conclusion that they are 'hot':

    Russell Crowe is considered 'hot' by a lot of women but some think he looks too rough. I thought Cameron Diaz and Sandra Bullock were 'hotter' 10 years ago, before they got those lean, cantwalk-model figures. To me they're too skinny now, but others might prefer their new looks. Hot is subjective.

    That's the way I look at it anyway.

  3. I saw on the FN website that the Mk46 and 48 are two different guns:

    FN-MAG (M240B or GPMG) all variations of the same 7.62 'light' machine gun.

    Minimi (M249, C9, etc) this is the newer, smaller 5.56 'version' of the MAG. It actually has the same action but looks so different and is sued so widely it has spawned a class of its own including;

    Minimi para ( very short barrel and a sliding stock)

    MK46 Mod-0 (the seals like it - fixed stock I think and shorter barrel - rail system added)

    Which brings us to the MK48 Mod-0 (a 7.62 version of the M249 to look at, with the same rail system as the MK46; this can be considered perhaps a shorter version of the M240B)

    So:

    M240B - long 7.62

    M249 - rifle-length 5.56

    MK48 - rifle length 7.62

    MK46 - shorter M249 5.56

    ...I guess...

  4. I understand the Cobra will actually switch from one engine to two (or was that done years ago?)

    Will the Huey also switch to two engines?

    Is this supposed to make them a little faster.

    Sorry for the Q's but I don't know about helicopters.

  5. When I was a kid I wished I could become a soldier for typical boyish reasons - the uniforms, cool guns and the glamourous side of it. As an adult I know there are a number of reasons the military are better off without me - I'm not great at staying awake or getting up early, sleeping outdoors or the other hardships and discipline that military life involves. These are of course qualities that one can learn on the job with proper dedication, so fair enough - it's no excuse. My deaf ear on the other hand is. While technically not a disability it precluded me from the physical requirements when I was actually young enough to enlist in any first-world army.

    So I content myself with video games, airsoft games, movies and most importantly, reading about soldiering. From this endeavor in particular I have come to appreciate the real aspects of soldiering and perhaps the reason so many people make a career of it - the camaraderie, esprit de corps, pride of service and those sexy uniforms. Okay, not that part.

    Aside from these aspects I have the utmost respect for our people in uniform who serve with honor, distinction and the type of bravery that most of us will never have to muster (I hope). Soldiers are my heroes and I appreciate their sacrifice for my freedom every day.

    Picks of my reading list:

    Close Quarters Battle; Mike Curtis

    Inside Delta Force; Eric Haney

    Black Hawk Down; Mark Bowden

    Black Knights; Oliver Poole

    Reading these books will give those of us who've never served a good, well-rounded understanding of not just the visceral details of battle and the military lifestyle, but the thoughts fears and motivations of soldiers and why they do what they do.

  6. the name "wardogs" kinda kills it for me

    Yeah I don't like the title either. On second look too the graphics are milky and dated and the map looks a little sparse on vegetation. the whole thing looks even pre-GR in graphics. I also noticed RTS style circles underfoot to mark friendlies....uugh!

    My prediction - and of course it's too early to tel - is that this will be a budget title that uses the platoon-sized AI team as nothing more than a gimmick. You'll find the team largeely have a mind of their own (when it comes to orders) and generally act as backup shooters to the player at best, bullet stoppers at worst. Just a hunch.

  7. If pulled off right it could be a promising game. But without the brand name and marketing it's unlikely to be a GR killer in terms of sales. As to whether it is a better game of this type, is up in the air till release date. So many tacsims look promising in development and come out as just fun-filled run and gun shooters or clumsy exercises in AI management.

  8. This a group of currently serving discharged vets who havbe a mission to improve things for US service personnel and their families. There are some excellent stories here from the front lines to the home front. Updated regularly.

    Operation Truth

    It also has some of the most candid photos of the troops and Iraqis.

  9. Okay the last movie of gameplay I saw was impressive and gave me hope. But I'm not 13, I'm 31, and have a few questions....

    What's with the guy in the spacesuit with an OICW? Did they not know that project is scrapped or do they just want to steal players off HALO2?

    Decision on whether to implement the M8 is scheduled for this fall. I think th guys at Ubi are going to be laughingly behind the curve if the Army decides to scrap it.

    Introduction of the new ACU patten is slated for early next year. Surely in 5 years everyone will have it....

    What's the date for the JTF to enter service?

    one more time - what is with teh spacesuit??????

  10. Tyovan how come you want to emigrate? There's so much opportunity in the US compared to other countries and your taxes are lower. Wouldn't you rather just get a job overseas but remain America - or get a Job that takes you around the world for a US company?

    I've resolved to spend my youth away from Australasia because there are truly bertter opportunities and I like the international lifestyle. But of course I will one day go back...

  11. I remember when the RAM guns came out about 2 years ago - designed in Taiwan I think. The only thing I didn't like was the low rate of fire on auto (sounds like about 250rpm!) and the low clip capacity - the M4 banana clip only holds 30 :(

    Still it's as close to the real thing as you can get I guess. Do real SWAT and HRT units train with these?

  12. Just wait till you see what they've got in store for GR2:

    Mission #1 Hamburger Hill

    The Ghosts are sent to weed out a reinforced platoon of enemy troops guarding an AA battery set up in the carpark of a McDonalds atop a small rise.

    Mission #3 Flaming Lambourghini

    A Heineken truck has been hijacked and rigged with explosives. The Ghosts must ambush the convoy and destroy the truck before it can crash headlong into the local ExxonMobil station.

    Mission #6 Mocha Mayhem

    You guessed it. The enemy have set up a command post in a captured town at Starbucks. The commander must be executed with extreme prejudice before he can cause prices to rise any further.

    Mission #8 Magic Kingdom

    The enemy must pass through a yet-to-be-completed Disney World in order to reach Seoul. The Ghosts must defend the Jurassic Park ride at any cost.

    Mission #9 Silent Swoosh

    POWs are being held in a Nike Factory. The team are issued Air sneakers to creep in undetected.

    Mission #11 Easy rider

    The Marlborough Man is pinned down by enemy fire with nothing but a six shooter, bullwhip and carton of low-tars. Despite his tough-guy image this is surely a job for the Ghosts. This mission has the best map - dazzling high plains dotted with tall pines and crystalline lakes beneath snow capped mountains in the distance. The spring water bubbling through rocky streambeds looks so clear you want to drink some. Voice-over provided by Clint Eastwood.

    Mission #14 Exit Lite

    The enemy have rigged a cauldron with a billion gallons of Coke Lite set to flood division headquarters within the hour. The Ghosts must drink as much of the cool, sweet, refreshing black soda as they can before the terrible plan can be put to work.

    Mission #15 Broken Window

    The final push. The forces of globalisation are within site of crushing the commies. Microsoft's new secret weapon is poised to drive a decisive blow at the heart of the new evil empire. The Ghosts must escort it along the road to victory because it keeps crashing.

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