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Gunnery Sgt Hartman

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  1. Saint Anger did a good job angering the neighbors. So did Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim. But we need songs with REAL offensive lyrics Like stuff the Ramones did, Imma try that..
  2. I feel so shamed that I forgot to mention that classic by Leary
  3. VOTE FOR AHNOLD!!!! ZO I KAN KRASH DE BADGET DEFUCIT WEETH MAH BEEG HANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Here is a list of songs I play when someone real snobby is within earshot of my PC's mighty Polk Audios!!! These really turns heads... Afroman - Because I got High. AC/DC - Big Balls (Ballroom dancing!) Adam Sandler - The Grandma song DMX - Bring yo' whole crew Dimmu Borgir - Puritania (This one scares people..) Wierd Al - Amish Paradise (I knew someone who was actually OFFENDED by this song) Add some of your more derelict listening selections.
  5. Also, once I can access a scanner, I will post some concept art.
  6. After a ratehr lengthy delay, The American Civil War mod for Ghost Recon is now back into the works. This mod will have 2 versions. Union and Confederate Union story: A small unit of advanced Union infantry scouts has formed into a "Special Forces" unit. The unit specializes in unconventional warfare. Soldiers specialize in stealth and sharpshooting attacks. They use various weapons, some standard, others custom, some experimental. Recon is the usual line of work. Due to the self reliance factor and lone missions, the soldiers cary very large packs and were dubbed The Backpackers Brigade Confederate story: A small group of mountaineers, recruited by the Confederacy to combat the small unit tactics of the Union. These men are trained to combat the Union's aggression and to perform amny sabotage missions on Union installations. The unit is formed, and is given the name Dixie's Fist Both units are shrouded in much secrecy. Not too many people are aware of the existance of these units. (this story is made up... d'uh) We need: Mappers Skinners/modelers weapon modders. etc. If you are interested, contact me at hendrixhamster@hotmail.com Requirements to join: Maturity and over all Competency
  7. Neil Armstrong didn't land on the moon. Ever. I did. But he took the credit.
  8. "widjadidja" (you didn't bring deh truck widjadidja?) "Owned" "I are leet"
  9. I'm gonna cry.. I knew a really cute girl back in Texas that was a brunette but its still funny XD
  10. I've gotten 4 kills in one shot with the M82
  11. Sounds like my friends dad actually, I was playing some Conkers Bad Fur Day with him, and his sister was going out on a date, her date rang the bell, and she hurried him out the door, i wondered why, then i hear his dad say "Where is he?" i turn around, and he has his Sawed off Mossberg and a box of shells. My friends mother kinda shook her head and let out a sigh, and he said "What?"
  12. SHould have heard Hawkins' GTA3 rap
  13. There is a custom gun like this in CS. You could try and import it.
  14. Yea really.. try and take the girls "prisoner" first.....
  15. I seen before but nontheless. You are a very wise man, you deserve a pint for posting this
  16. "Join the Army of Iraq!! Learn the most effective use of white flags!!!, erm.. we mean Learn how to fight the infidels!"
  17. I don't like Santa, the idea of a fat guy dressed in red trying to get into MY HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT petrifies me to the extent of staying up all night on Christmas Eve with a loaded Remmington. EDIT: Dadgum sentance mechanics!
  18. Also they are adding British SAS and Russian Spetz Natz. I wonder if they're playable.
  19. This is a mere joke, no offense is intended, if you are, tuff! "Join the Army: Take your 2nd Ammendment rights to a new level!" "Join the Marine Corps: See life through Pvt. Pyle's eyes!" "In the Navy, we get to play with explosives!" You guys have any?
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