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  1. i got a couple:

    Q: What do you call a smart blond?

    A: A golden retriever

    Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

    It took her a month to realise she could play it at night.

    Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?

    A: There is a stamp on it.

  2. One beautiful Sunday morning the tiny town of Smithvale wakes up and goes to church.

    Before the service starts most of the congregation have seated themselves. They're all nattering to their neighbours when - shazam - Satan himself appears at the altar in flames.

    Naturally, the townspeople erupt in chaos, with people fleeing the church, left, right and centre...except for Bill Scroggs.

    God's ultimate nemesis seems confused. He walks up to Bill and says,

    "Don't you know who I am?".

    Bill replies, "Aye, I do.".

    Bewildered, Satan asks, "So, you aren't afraid of me then?".

    "No I'm not." replies Bill calmly.

    By now, Satan is furious,

    "Why the hell not?" the dark Overlord enquires, to which Bill replies,

    "Because I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

  3. The reason for the rule (Stinger) is to make sure that a page of posts does not end up with more space on sig images

    don't know if anyone has noticed but there seems to be a lot of other stuff in some peoples sigs that takes up loads of space too

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