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  1. the ar-15 is the civvie versionof the m16, the m4 is just a shortened version of the m16 there is no difference in the action and .223 and 5.56 are the same, just the imperial and metric names (like .308 and 7.62)

  2. not all SS troops were bad, most were just soldiers doing their job, the SS was diveded into two parts, the Waffen SS (combat solders who were among the best troops in WWII) and the camp guards etc. on the whole the men of the Waffen SS hated being grouped with the camp guards and there was little crossover between the groups and apart from the Third SS division Totenkopf who were mostly camp guards the only reason for men of the waffen units moved to the camp gurds was due to injury that made them unfit for combat.

    i'm not denying that Waffen SS troops did some appaling things but you have to remember that a large part of their early war man pawer was drawn from a youth who had from the age of 12 (give of take) been brainwashed by the Nazi party

  3. How to shower like a woman

    Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry basket, according to lights, darks, whites, man-made or natural.

    Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.

    Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out belly, complain and whine about getting fat.

    Get in shower. Look for facecloth, arm cloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

    Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

    Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

    Condition hair with Cucumber and Lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

    Wash face with Crushed Apricot Facial Scrub for 10 minutes until red raw.

    Wash rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair, taking at least 5 minutes to make sure its all come off.

    Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband seen, cover up any exposes areas and then rush to bedroom to spend 1 ½ hours getting dressed.

    How to shower like a man

    Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her making "woo" sound.

    Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have pecs (No!).

    Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch privates and smell fingers for one last whiff.

    Get in shower.

    Don't bother to look for wash cloth - don't use one. Wash face. Wash armpits.

    Crack up at how loud farts sound in the shower.

    Wash privates and the surrounding area. Wash butt, leaving hair on soap.

    Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.

    Make shampooed hair into Mohican style. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.

    Pee (in shower).

    Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.

    Look at self in mirror again, flex muscles and admire size of knob (again).

    Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.

    Leave bathroom light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull of towel, grab knob and go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.

    Put on yesterday's clothes.

  4. And Avey isn't the only bloke who rides in Bradleys

    avey doesn't, he's a 17 y/o guy from the UK, it's out good friend Soup who was in the brads, he's not any more he's just a plain lightfighter now.

    at out forums we have many, many members who were in the forces so you should get some responce

  5. rock music so kicks the ass techno

    i've been thinking of learning to play the gituar but i've never gotten round to it, not many people know this but Hendrix played a right-handed Fender Stratocaster upside-down and left-handed so that migth be where your going wrong Zebb

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