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EvaneScence
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Who says it's you I'm faraid of?
Well maybe you should.
Anyway let me add to the fun. As most of you know I love motorcycles.Soo... Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men!
1. My Motorcycle has never let me down.
2. A Motorcycle never leaves the seat up.
3. A Motorcycle will let you ride as many times in one day as you want.
4. You can just be satisfied with one position.
5. You are always in control without having to hear any complaints or grumbles.
6. Motorcycles go with your mood.
7. You can ride a motorcycle and it will last longer than a man.
8. Motorcycles keep going until we have arrived together.
9. Your bike doesn't care what time of the month we are in.
10. Your bike doesn't have a spare tire.
11. Motorcycles are better then men because they don't make you do something perverted just because you are wearing leather.
12. Motorcycles are better than men because they have a kill switch.
13. When motorcycles spring a leak the only place it splashes is on the road.
14. Motorcycles will never tell you it's time to stop riding and settle down.
15.Motorcycles can't get you pregnant.
16. Motorcycles know when it's too cold to ride.
17. Motorcycles don't ask you to cook dinner.
18. Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.
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wow...that's not fair.
Everybody is so tall. I want to be tall...I'm only 5'3". I tried to be taller on my permit by telling them I was 5'4" but my mom quickly corrected me in front of the guy. 
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My friend sent me these. I thought I would share some laughs.
Title: What does your daddy do?
It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
It was then little Johnny's turn and he said, "My name is Johnny and my
father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard, the
teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his
Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he's really a guitar player for the
Dixie Chicks, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
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Title: Manifestation of obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by
the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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It appears that I may be the youngest female at 15
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> >Confusing Signs of Our Times:
> >Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
> >Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
> >In a Laundromat:
> >Automatic washing machines: remove all your clothes when light goes out.
> >In a London department store:
> >Bargain basement upstairs
> >In an office:
> >Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
> >In an office:
> >After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on
the draining board.
> >Outside a secondhand shop:
> >We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring
your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
> >Notice in health food shop window:
> >Closed due to illness
> >Spotted in a safari park:
> >Elephants please stay in your car
> >Seen during a conference:
> >For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on
the first floor.
> >Message on a leaflet:
> >If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
> >On a repair shop door:
> >We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door the bell doesn't
work.)
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That was really good joke.
Now I have some I would like to share, but they arn't really jokes. My friend sent me one of these. Also, whatever this says does not include me. 
<< I knew a blonde that was so dumb that.......
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
~ if you gave her
a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of
third grade.
~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!!
~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Leo.'
~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be
speachless.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul
train.
~she sold the car for gas money.
~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 riends.
~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home. >>
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Why? Does she not like contests? Or does she just not like my contest?
I do like contests, even yours.
It's just I like playing contests that I could actually win. I know I have no possible chance on winning this one, but if it would make you happy I will play. -
look at porn
typical male answer.
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Happy Birthday Ruli.
Hugs and kisses to ya.Happy Birthday to all the birthdays that I have missed. Hugs and kisses to all of ya.
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Thanks for the congrats guys. I'll try and be careful...but driving a standard is very tough for the first few times. I killed the engine 4 times in one mile doing different things. I hope I don't kill any one.
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Name: Kyera aka Shadow Recon
Date of Birth: 08/19/87
Location: NC, USA
Occupation: Student
Romance Status: taken.
Image: None at the moment
Favorite Aspect of GR: killing people
Least Favorite Aspect of GR: lag
Favorite GR Mod: anything
Favorite Ghost: none
Favorite Kit: anything that kills
Favorite Aspect of GR.net: talking to people even though not many people talk to me on aol or msn.
Least Favorite Aspect of GR.net: people not talking to me. j/k
When did you first visit GR.net: March 2002
Other computer games played: none
Clan membership: GR.net ....lol
Computer Hardware/Accessories owned: stuff
Current/Former/Future Military: military brat.
If yes, what job:----
Miscellaneous: someone talk to me.
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Hey, everyone .... I finally got my permit.
It took forever but.... yeah I finally got it. Watch out every one.... I have a problem with speed and I don't like slow people. Sorry, no picture to prove I actually got it. You all are just going to have to trust me. I dont like my picture shown. -
Well, hopefully I'll get mine this weekend.
Watch out guys...I'm going to be driving. -
Congrats stinger. Have fun driving....don't crash into any one.
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That's great....where did you find that.lol
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Confession
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lol...sorry tollen about not having a valentine for valentine's day. I like the joke.
@xG5- I hate v-day to. All my life I have always had a horrible v-day.
even this year. I think I'm cursed with v-day. oh well it's just v-day. -
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Pirate Joke
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even though I'm a blonde....I still got it.
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Iraq Ballot
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Well thats a little disturbing...yet funny in a sick kind of way.
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I'm sure you heard this already, but I like the top one better.
GR meeting -- US
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Well zjj and I are in western North Carolina. But we are up for traveling. We do it alot, eventhough it's to the same place basically ever time.