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    Military traditions

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    Top Holiday Traditions In The Military

    9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask

    8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower

    7. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant

    6. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530

    5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt

    4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen

    3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank

    2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out

    1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog

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