RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 So, I'm sitting at the sofa eating a quesadilla made with Mission Brand Corn Tortillas, Mexican Fiesta Blend shredded cheese, and confiscated Taco Casa hot sauce while I'm reading a novel, and suddenly, a blob of hot sauce spills onto the book page. Without thinking, I sacrifice life and limb by leaning forward and wiping the hot sauce off with my shirt. I realize too late that this was a stupid idea, so now I have a stained book page and a red-tinted shirt. Even worse, I ate the rest of my quesadilla and I'll probably have to get up and make another one. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Buy a bib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTC02 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Stop eating and start modding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Rocky, that's a little out of my budget. And John, I'd think you would be more considerate, being a modder yourself. Do you really think, in my condition, I would have the energy to hold down Ctrl and click the mouse button at the SAME time, multiple times? Then I'd probably have to actually test the mission too, so that Don wouldn't get mad when I sent a buggy half-mission to him to test. Then, I'd have to eat another quesadilla (I think that'd make five for today, and no, I'm not overweight...yet), which would require I leave the computer, get out a tortilla, spread the cheese, and cut open the little hot sauce package. Of course before I cut the hot sauce open I'd have to wash the scissors that I left dirty earlier, which would make me even more tired. Then, I'd have to set it in the microwave and put the timer on for exactly 38 seconds on high power. No other way. After all that, I'd have to go sit down for 38 seconds, get back up, get the quesadilla, go back to the computer, and open up IGOR. Definitely not happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTC02 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 All I can say Riley is that real modders don't have time to eat or sleep as for the other, well I'm to old for that. I spend all day modding and all night in max. Yeah, I know, I'm a sad old git! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 What? Are you saying I'm not a real modder? Just because I like quesadillas? Are you trying to insult me because I eat quesadillas? Do you have something against them? Is it because they're Mexican? They can't help that. Maybe you should be more understanding in the future. Even quesadillas have feelings, you know.Man, I'm feeling really random today. Might have something to do with all those quesadillas....and the full bag of chocolate chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTC02 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Sorry Riley, I didn't mean to hurt your quesadillas feelings. Now stop posting and get modding, after you finish you quesadillas that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 That last quesadilla got me motivated again, I actually placed two trucks and added a few tangos, but I probably need a rest now. Ta-ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinker Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vyFSdj1J5Vw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Are you insinuating something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Mission 04 of TXM -- done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Uh...my camera isn't working, sorry. Can't get any proof, but trust me, I got it done. Uh oh guys, just ran into another problem. I was pumped up, motivated, ready for bear, and I open up the fridge.....no more Taco Casa hot sauce. Yep, you know what this means. One, mission 5 ain't getting done any time soon. Two, I'll either have to go to Taco Casa at 8 in the night, which isn't happening considering I live 20 miles away from town and I've been really overworked today. And you know what this means. I'm gonna have to resort to the lowest, most evil and sadistic alternative -- Taco Bell crapsauce. Yep. The sauce that makes my quesadillas turn into a flood of soggy enchillada-bean dip-paper crud, and sticks all over my fingers and gets the keyboard saucy. So now I face the question -- shall I or shan't I use the dreaded Taco Bell sauce -- shall I or shan't I live in a quesadillaless house -- shall I or shan't I survive the night. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat50 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Take two aspirin or Tylenol and go to bed. Things will look better in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Problem solved. I started considering good heart conditions, general health, and my savage good looks and decided if I don't want a heart attack, want to live past 25, and want to stay lean, mean, and a fightin' machine, I'd best slack off the quesadillas. Switched over to grapes now, the purple kind, mind you. Depending on my mood, I sometimes prefer the green sour grapes. After about forty or so purple grapes, I start feeling dizzy and end up falling asleep or having a sugar coma, whereas the green ones have a slightly less drastic effect. At number sixty, I usually only get nausea and head pains. As for the quesadillas, I apologized to them for submitting them to the injustice of being maimed by Taco Bell sauce and promptly ate them. You know, I don't think anyone on these forums could be emotional about quesadillas. Save for me, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 my savage good looks I'm surprised Corporal Ledanek didn't say pics or it didn't happen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyFletcher_01 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Lemme tell you something right here 'n now, never, ever try and cut a quesadilla fresh out of the microwave. Three things happened right away. One, I learned that quesadillas out of the microwave are hotter than blue blazes, two, I darn near dropped the knife on my foot, and three, I started dancing like a cat on a hot tin roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Lemme tell you something right here 'n now, never, ever try and cut a quesadilla fresh out of the microwave. Three things happened right away. One, I learned that quesadillas out of the microwave are hotter than blue blazes, two, I darn near dropped the knife on my foot, and three, I started dancing like a cat on a hot tin roof. As the saying goes, drop it like it's hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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