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There is NO WAY you are as good as your sister... :devil:

Edited by 300Mag

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You are like a Parking ticket you got fine written all over you!

Those must be Astronaut pants cause your but is outta this world!

Those were from T.V. though :(

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Hi, do you have a map...'cuz I just got lost in your eyes :wub:...*looks around, embarrassed for posting a corny line*

Edited by Killa_N_Manila

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You are like a Parking ticket you got fine written all over you!

Those must be Astronaut pants cause your but is outta this world!

Those were from T.V. though :(

LMAO! Saw those on TV tonight!

Here's mine: -----------------------------

I'm still single, what does that tell you? :wall:

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(using ricardo montelbon's accent...)

your edited for content is worth millions ... tonight, i will be a millionaire!! :rocky:

(my personal fav.... also with ricardo's accent....)

i take you to my house in morocco. we make many children. <_<

Moderation mode: Do not try to circumvent the swear filters. If you use a word and it gets edited out like this "######" then don't come up with a creative little way to use the word anyway. -- Jester

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Please note that i dont use this line...honest..i just heard it a while back!! :P

*Walks up to her*..."Do you believe in love at first sight?....or should i walk past you again?" lol :P

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"Was your daddy a thief?..Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and hid them in your eyes."

"Will $300 be enough?"

Edited by ~NkOgNiTo~

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"Hey wanna play some one-on-one Ghost Recon multiplayer? No? Well, too bad for you!"

-"Get lost loser"

"Check out my smilie :wub: ."

-"You are such a freak."

"I feel sick........."

-"Don't throw up on me..... I'm leaving....

*She leaves to use bathroom at another restaurant.* :P

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I have removed my contribution here. Can't live with that black mark on my record. In order to bypass moderator filters on swear words, I typed the first letter of the word followed by dots. I will henceforth be washing my mouth out with soap. As WK posted in the Discussion thread, cursing in any form will not be tolerated as minors do attend these forums. Sorry for the upset, guys.

Edited by budgie

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I lost my phone number... can I have yours?

This bar aint big enough for the both of us... luckily my couch is.

Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you fell outta heaven!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I have only three months to live...

--->Not a line :devil: ---Oh... looky what I found

Discalimer: The aboce website may contain content unsuitable for children under the age of 30. Viewer discretion is advised.

In all seriousness though. There may be some 'naughty' things on there.

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How 'bout a pizza and a ####?

(If she says no)...

What, you don't like pizza?

Moderator edit for content. No more attempts to bypass the swear filters.

Edited by WhiteKnight77

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Excuse me, I'm new in town and don't really know my way around yet. Can I have directions to your house? :stupid:

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:lol: my will only work for you guy dnepropetrovsk ukraine

G'AY Iam Friend of Jeffery ;)

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