OliverReed added a topic in HumorVodka Xmas Cake Recipe
With Christmas just around the corner here's a fruitcake recipe that will help take the stress out of this normally stressful time.
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
3 oz lemon juice
1 cup nuts
1 gallon Absolute Vodka.
First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
Take a large bowl.
Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
Turn on the electric mixer .
Beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add water, eggs and 1tsp sugar and beat again.
Make surr the vodca is still OK.
Cry another tup.
Turn off mixers. Chuck in the cup of dried frutt or something.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewsciver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
Next, sniff two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the vodka.
Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one tablespoon of sugar or something.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Whip the bowl out the window.
Check the vidka again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway.
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